White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know
how do you figure that
uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear
Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice voice* oh no..
my strongest memes would kill you. you can’t handle my strongest memes
meme seller, i am telling you that i intend to comment on reddit. i can have nothing less than your strongest memes