wicked-castle:

My favorite picture on the internet.

• Me: -doodling a picture of Brigitte-
• Kid: What are you drawing?
• Me: Just a girl.
• Kid: What's her name?
• Me: Brigitte.
• Kid: I think her name is Sally.
•  And she likes to get naked.

mrgolightly:

crowleysdelicateass: emberfine:

I walked by this bus stop ad every day for at least a week before I recognized who the golf-playing, vasectomy-considering gentleman was.

omg

vondell-swain:

jeanlions:

jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk:

Katy Perry’s “E.T.” vocals over the Beatles’ “Eleanor Rigby.” Pure sacrilege, so naturally I love it.

wait

wh

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love this?? what is going on

“I stopped taking tips when I stopped chauffeuring pizzas. Whatever that means”

businessbat (via aaeds)

fjall:

Wat.

Wait.
I’m sorry, haha, give me a second…

Every single game on Steam??